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Ironically this Bullet is hit or miss, and it has nothing to do with aim. CalExotics' Bullet is pretty great when it works, but getting it to work seems almost as fickle as getting the Blush Lipstick to work. The device is remote controlled, each device requiring a AAA to work, and features 12 settings (mix of vibrations and patterns). Unlike Iroha, CalExotics was not kind enough to include any batteries, so make sure you have some on hand. The Bullet can be fully inserted in either desired entry point and can be easily retrieved with the cord attached to the one end. The device is almost silent to others once inserted which could make it interesting for public use. The remote allows for easy use on your own or with a partner as it can be used up to 32.75 ft (10m) away. No IPX rating given, but it does claim to be usable in and out of water. No use time is given for this device, and given the weird events during testing I'm not even sure how to guess at a proper length so 60 minutes was my overall guesstimate. Can be a great toy for first time users, and can be fun for public/private partner play.

Ahoy me hearties! If you’re buying an insertable toy for pegging, you be wantin’ a curve. It’s that curvature that enables it to get in, and up, and hit the prostate—like a curled-up finger. While other toys might have a little nobbley bit or you’ll need to reposition yourself for the best experience, the Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys is an almost comically curved dildo that’s absolutely perfect for missionary styles of pegging positions. And it’s not just great for the p-spot; if you like big toys for g-spot stimulation then this should work wonders too. But for now, raise your Jolly Roger, shiver yer timbers, and avast ye: the Captain’s Hook!

Ava's Evo is an elegant version of a massage with a happy ending, as it's guaranteed to relieve stress and tension in more ways than one! Honestly, I would use this more as a personal everyday massager more often than I'd use it as a "personal" massager. That being said this is a pretty awesome product all around. The 20 patterns and 8 intensity levels makes it quite versatile, the clitoral stimulation is top notch, the fact that the head is also penetration friendly is nice, the long handle makes hard to reach places easier to access and it gives excellent massages in general.

If you’re serious about keeping your toy stash organized, discreet, and safe, the Liberator Tallulah Locking Toy Case is a total standout. This isn’t just “a place to toss your toys.” It actually feels like a grown-up accessory - soft to the touch, structured, roomy, and secure. The dual-zipper lock gives peace of mind if you’re sharing space or just value privacy. Plus, the water-resistant interior means a little spill won’t ruin your vibe. And here’s the best part: once it’s filled, it doesn’t scream “sex toy bag”. It could easily pass for a chic mini travel kit or fancy toiletry pouch, neatly tucked on a shelf or nightstand. Sure, the packaging could feel a bit more luxurious, and yes, the bright color (my version) might stand out if you’re aiming for total discretion. But honestly? Those are tiny quibbles in an otherwise high-quality, practical, and stylish bag. For the price, you’re getting style, durability, security, and space - all in one. If you care about organization, discretion, or just want to give your toys a little respect, the Tallulah is totally worth it. I’d recommend it to anyone looking to elevate how they store and protect their collection - because your toys deserve it.

Overall, this toy is a solid choice for anyone looking for a powerful, versatile stimulator. Its sturdy construction, multiple modes, and reliable performance make it a worthwhile investment. While the rubbery look and unconventional charging method might be minor drawbacks, they don’t overshadow the overall quality and pleasure it provides. I would recommend it to those wanting a dependable toy that offers a range of sensations at an affordable price.

Short, stubby, and with a massive head, the Plumber dildo from Hankey’s Toys wastes no time in getting right to the business of plugging your leaky pipes. This pleasurable plunger is great for those who either love the feeling of a pronounced head popping in and out, or for couples who love using a strap-on but struggle with longer toys and really want to feel their partner’s body push up against them as they take the full length. Oh—and for people who fantasize about fucking Mario. I guess that’s a thing?

A fantastic toy with interesting stimuli and sensations. This is admittedly my first oral style stroker but it surely wasn’t a let down. I would definitely recommend it if you don’t mind spending a few bucks.

Okay, we know. This review is long... Like “grab-a-snack-and-get-comfy” long. But that’s because we wanted to be as detailed and honest as possible – and, well… because we’re kind of obsessed. 🫣 The Liberator Wedge isn’t flashy or loud or vibrating – but it somehow became the MVP of our bedroom. And once we started writing about it, we couldn’t stop. Because it really does make that much of a difference. Whether it’s deeper sex, better oral, less back pain, or just less fidgeting with pillows – the Wedge gets it. It slides in (pun fully intended) where other toys can’t. And it stays. So yeah. Long review. Because short version wouldn’t do it justice. 😏

The Lelo F1S V3 is an automatic, rumbly bit of kit that is different from many other toys on the market. It offers a more subtle and refined experience but unfortunately this does come with a high price tag. Overall though it's an engaging, pleasurable device that isn't afraid to try something new. Boasting "sonic" vibrations, strong motors and A.I. features this could be the most tech forward piece of kit I've played around with thus far. One thing is for certain though, it's defiantly the most expensive high end device that I own.

The Lelo F1S V2 is a super high quality toy made from premium materials. You can really tell Lelo take pride in just how good their toys are made and this one is no different. Unfortunately I was a little too big to experience this toy and enjoy it how it should be used but I have no doubt that I did fit, it would've been a great experience.

When I bought an erotic advent calendar in 2021, I wasn’t expecting much in terms of quality. But on the last day, I unwrapped the Womanizer Classic – and it’s been a reliable go-to ever since. If you’re someone who enjoys external clitoral stimulation, this toy is definitely worth considering.

My Erotic Maid Servant isn’t here to revolutionize the stroker game, she’s here to shut up, bend over, and take your cock like a good little house slut. For $50, you’re getting a surprisingly well-sculpted, 800g torso with great curves, a solid stroke game, and maidcore vibes so potent they’ll have you moaning “itadakimasu” before you even lube up. The interior’s got just enough texture to keep your eyes rolling without overwhelming you, and while she’s not blowing the competition out of the water, she’s definitely getting blown out herself on a regular basis. The material’s soft and clingy, the weight adds to immersion, and the whole experience just works—especially for degenerates looking for a cheap thrill. She’s not perfect. She could use a bit more tunnel chaos. The TPE’s tacky and needy with post-care. But for the price? You’ll forget all that after nutting so hard you start praying in a language you don’t speak.

The Lovehoney Wild Weekend Mega Couple’s Sex Toy Kit is a thoughtfully curated introduction to the world of shared pleasure. It’s not about luxury — it’s about discovery, experimentation, and connection. The kit successfully provides couples with a wide range of sensations and experiences at a highly accessible price point. If you’re new to toys or looking for a way to experiment together without committing to expensive, single-use purchases, this is an excellent choice. Each toy delivers a different kind of fun, and while none may be “best in class,” the collective experience is immensely satisfying. For experienced users who already know their preferences or demand premium materials and power, the kit will feel more like a sampler than a staple — enjoyable but not irreplaceable. In summary: Best for couples exploring or refreshing their collection. Avoid if you want luxury-grade materials, seamless rechargeable designs, or deep, rumbly vibration. Would I buy it again? Yes, especially on sale — it’s a fun, versatile, and rewarding introduction to shared intimacy.

I'm a big fan, I think it's easy to use, has solid build quality, and provides great stimulation. My caveats are that it might not be big enough for everyone to use, and the price point is a little high.

Sam’s Cup is a straightforward yet tough Tracy’s Dog masturbation tool, built to last. Its realistic texture and impressive design make it the look and feel like the real deal, delivering exactly what you’re after. With its finely crafted details and lifelike internal textures, this toy’s gonna help you hit the best orgasm you’ve ever had.